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I miss you, iPhone

It was a hot and somewhat humid late summer afternoon but you and I had plans to meet that day so I waited outside patiently for you to arrive. A few hours passed but still I waited because the promise of our union was too great to pass up. Finally, the velvet ropes (tensa-barrier) opened and we met face to “face.”

It was love at first sight. You were shiny, sleek, and trim enough for me to wrap one hand around you. You were everything I ever wanted… from a phone.

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